The Ballad of Saint ‘Nix

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
mv /etc/northpole/santaclaus ~/town
cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
mv /etc/northpole/santaclaus ~/town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep ‘bad|good’
for (goodness sake) {
be good

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The Internets Found Me In A Frat

Facebook LocationWell, it appears that I have found my way into that fraternity that I always wished I’d never live in. Or something… I wish it just said “From a residential location.” But, stockpiled away in the annals of brotherhood within the deepest trenches of fraternal knowledge is a book on how to hax the interwebs. So, armed with this knowledge they took the world by force and will conquer us all one IP address at a time! Because it looks like those frat boys haxed the facebook internets! This must be their platform on which they will rule us all. Oh, noes!